I am a "Twerd"

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Top 10 words to add to Webster's Dictionary

10. Twife (Wife)Noun- A female Twilight fan joined in marriage. (example: My Twife forgot to make dinner again tonight because she was re-reading ‘Twilight’.) My favorite!

9. Twitchy (Twitchy)Adjective- Having an involuntary, spasmodic movement of a muscle; or tic that happens when you haven’t had your ‘Twilight’/TA fix for the day.

8. Robsessed (Obsessed)Adjective- Having or displaying signs of an obsession with ‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson.

7. Fangdom (Fandom)Noun- Fans collectively, as of the motion-picture or book series ‘Twilight’

6. Cullenize Verb- To alter one’s image (photographic, or otherwise) for the purpose of making them appear to be a member of the Cullen Family.

5. Twefrence (Reference)Noun- An act or instance of referring an everyday scenario to the ‘Twilight’ saga. (example: I made the best Tweference in class today when my teacher was lecturing about new moons!)

4. Fursplode (Explode)Verb- To expand with force, burst forth, and phase into wolf form. (example: Jacob Black fursploded after an argument with pack member Paul)

3. Vamptastic (Fantastic)Adjective- Incredibly great or extreme; exorbitant. (example: My friend convinced me to read the ‘Twilight’ saga, she is vamptastic!)

2. Fanpire (Fan)Noun- An enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of vampires; specifically relating to the ‘Twilight’ saga.

1. Twerd (Twilight Nerd)Noun-A person having an extraordinarily high intelligence relating to the ‘Twilight’ saga.